[Thirteenth Boom] : [Accidental Audio/Action for anyone in the Edwards House]

[surroundedbylolos]

[some one is eating. Very noisily. And is apparently unaware that their D-Comm has turned on to this somewhat embarrassing moment.]

Rei? ... Rei? ... Reiko!

Mmmf?

... are you okay?

... fine. Why?

You've uh... w-well... I've... never seen some one as small as you put away so much food.

What? [mouth still full] I'm not eating any more than I usually do!

... Rei. Look at the table.

[pause]

... that's a lot of wrappers.

Yes. It is.

... I ate all that?

Yes. You did.

... I'm still hungry.

There's no way-- ! Are you sure you're feeling okay?

I really... don't know...

Comments

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Uh oh... Not you to, Rei!

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[mouth full]

Not me too what?

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

People have been acting strangely all over the world. I think it is another virus, but I'm not sure. Apparently its gotten you as well...

...You really shouldn't be eating so much at one time though. It can't be good on your stomach.

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... weird thing for a virus to do, making me hungry. Maybe my body is just being weird...

I'm fine! Just... really hungry.

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Still, there is a physical limit to how much your body can handle, and the virus might not account that.

At least lets hope it is the virus, and not something else.

Something else?

I heard human women get these weird appetites when they, umm, been busy with a man for a while.

...WHAT?!

1/?

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... busy with a-- ...

2/?

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[looks down, poking at her stomach]

3/4

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[veeeeeery long silence]

4/4

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... MITCHELL!

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan] Let me guess. You guys haven't been using protection.

[Miria is just going to be quietly BSODing over here.]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... sh-shut up! Shit shit SHIT I don't want to go to the doctor...

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

At least I'll never have to worry about Miria ever being in this situation...

I'm going to be an aunt... I'm going to be an aunt...

Miria, there is still a chance that this a just a virus...

I'm going to be an aunt!

...And you're not even listening to me are you?

[Action]

[surfing-reader.livejournal.com]

[Raito walks into the kitchen and leans up against the wall. His hair is a mess and he hasn't even changed out of his pajamas yet.]

What are you doing?

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... eating.

A lot.

Shut up. ... you just wake up?

Re: [Action]

[surfing-reader.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. [Raito yawns and closes his eyes. He rests his head against the wall and sighs.]

so...tired...

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... Rai? Are you okay?

Re: [Action]

[surfing-reader.livejournal.com]

[Rai slowly opens his eyes.]

I'm tired...I'm going back to bed.

[And he turns around and starts heading off to his room.]

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[blink]

... okay. Let me know if you need anything.

Re: [Action]

[surfing-reader.livejournal.com]

Can you bring me some breakfast? [Still heading back to his room as he speaks.]

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

If she doesn't eat it all, first!

... [glares]

... don't hurt me.

[Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

[Comes into the kitchen totally confused.]

What? Is something wrong?

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[oh she's just a little freaked out thanks to a certain digimon's assumption]

M-Mitch... we uhm... I think I need to go to the doctor...

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

The doct-

[Feels Rei's forehead, then starts to take her pulse.]

Are you feeling sick? Is your throat sore, are you achy? Why do you need a doctor?

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

N-no... not... sick-sick... but I can't stop eating and Miria's partner... well...

He thinks I might be... pregnant...

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

Pregnant...as in with child pregnant...as in baby pregnant?

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... [stare]

No, pregnant with a bloody unicorn YES baby pregnant! Lolo!

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

[Stares at her.]

[Then grins.]

[Then picks her up in hug and twirls her around, kissing her.]

Rei! This is WONDERFUL!

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[squeak!]

... what the hell are you ON?! Stupid pills?! How is this wonderful?!

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

Because you're going to be a mother and I'm going to be a father! Oh this is amazing!

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you expect us to raise a child in this place?! Are you mental? Just look at what happened to Duo's friend!

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

...

[Puts Rei down.]

Do I have to remind you that we were all dumped here in the middle of an air raid? Back home isn't much better right now...

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well-- !

... damnit, I hate when you're right.

Okay, what about the garage? I just inherited the place, and I'm sure as hell not going to be able to work on a car when I'm... [moves hands in front of her stomach indicate being several months pregnant]

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

It'll be months before you're that size, love. There's plenty of time to train up Paulo and Allen...and even get some other help.

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... why are you so calm about this? I feel like life just came and slapped me in the face. Again.

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

I've wanted to be a father...that's all.

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

Oh geez... Mitch...

[well. now she feels like an ass.]

L-look... we don't know anything for sure... Miria said there IS a virus going around...

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of virus makes you pregnant?

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's capable of that. Acting like it, maybe... I-I don't know! I just know I feel weird and I'm hungry...

Re: [Action]

[euroloper.livejournal.com]

Okay okay. Let's get you to hospital and we'll sort this all out.

[Action]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

Okay...

... I don't think I'd be a good mother...