[Thirteenth Boom] : [Accidental Audio/Action for anyone in the Edwards House]

[surroundedbylolos]

[some one is eating. Very noisily. And is apparently unaware that their D-Comm has turned on to this somewhat embarrassing moment.]

Rei? ... Rei? ... Reiko!

Mmmf?

... are you okay?

... fine. Why?

You've uh... w-well... I've... never seen some one as small as you put away so much food.

What? [mouth still full] I'm not eating any more than I usually do!

... Rei. Look at the table.

[pause]

... that's a lot of wrappers.

Yes. It is.

... I ate all that?

Yes. You did.

... I'm still hungry.

There's no way-- ! Are you sure you're feeling okay?

I really... don't know...

Comments

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Uh oh... Not you to, Rei!

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[mouth full]

Not me too what?

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

People have been acting strangely all over the world. I think it is another virus, but I'm not sure. Apparently its gotten you as well...

...You really shouldn't be eating so much at one time though. It can't be good on your stomach.

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... weird thing for a virus to do, making me hungry. Maybe my body is just being weird...

I'm fine! Just... really hungry.

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Still, there is a physical limit to how much your body can handle, and the virus might not account that.

At least lets hope it is the virus, and not something else.

Something else?

I heard human women get these weird appetites when they, umm, been busy with a man for a while.

...WHAT?!

1/?

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... busy with a-- ...

2/?

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[looks down, poking at her stomach]

3/4

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

[veeeeeery long silence]

4/4

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... MITCHELL!

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan] Let me guess. You guys haven't been using protection.

[Miria is just going to be quietly BSODing over here.]

[steamgoboom.livejournal.com]

... sh-shut up! Shit shit SHIT I don't want to go to the doctor...

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

At least I'll never have to worry about Miria ever being in this situation...

I'm going to be an aunt... I'm going to be an aunt...

Miria, there is still a chance that this a just a virus...

I'm going to be an aunt!

...And you're not even listening to me are you?