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Reiko "Rei" Edwards ([personal profile] surroundedbylolos) wrote2011-02-28 12:40 am

[Thirteenth Boom] : [Accidental Audio/Action for anyone in the Edwards House]

[some one is eating. Very noisily. And is apparently unaware that their D-Comm has turned on to this somewhat embarrassing moment.]

Rei? ... Rei? ... Reiko!

Mmmf?

... are you okay?

... fine. Why?

You've uh... w-well... I've... never seen some one as small as you put away so much food.

What? [mouth still full] I'm not eating any more than I usually do!

... Rei. Look at the table.

[pause]

... that's a lot of wrappers.

Yes. It is.


... I ate all that?

Yes. You did.

... I'm still hungry.

There's no way-- ! Are you sure you're feeling okay?

I really... don't know...

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
The doct-

[Feels Rei's forehead, then starts to take her pulse.]

Are you feeling sick? Is your throat sore, are you achy? Why do you need a doctor?

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
N-no... not... sick-sick... but I can't stop eating and Miria's partner... well...

He thinks I might be... pregnant...

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Pregnant...as in with child pregnant...as in baby pregnant?

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
... [stare]

No, pregnant with a bloody unicorn YES baby pregnant! Lolo!

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Stares at her.]

[Then grins.]

[Then picks her up in hug and twirls her around, kissing her.]

Rei! This is WONDERFUL!

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[squeak!]

... what the hell are you ON?! Stupid pills?! How is this wonderful?!

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Because you're going to be a mother and I'm going to be a father! Oh this is amazing!

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell do you expect us to raise a child in this place?! Are you mental? Just look at what happened to Duo's friend!

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Puts Rei down.]

Do I have to remind you that we were all dumped here in the middle of an air raid? Back home isn't much better right now...

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well-- !

... damnit, I hate when you're right.

Okay, what about the garage? I just inherited the place, and I'm sure as hell not going to be able to work on a car when I'm... [moves hands in front of her stomach indicate being several months pregnant]

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be months before you're that size, love. There's plenty of time to train up Paulo and Allen...and even get some other help.

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
... why are you so calm about this? I feel like life just came and slapped me in the face. Again.

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I've wanted to be a father...that's all.

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh geez... Mitch...

[well. now she feels like an ass.]

L-look... we don't know anything for sure... Miria said there IS a virus going around...

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell kind of virus makes you pregnant?

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's capable of that. Acting like it, maybe... I-I don't know! I just know I feel weird and I'm hungry...

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[identity profile] euroloper.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Okay okay. Let's get you to hospital and we'll sort this all out.

[Action]

[identity profile] steamgoboom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay...

... I don't think I'd be a good mother...